You Still Eating Chicken - Classic Cotton Tee
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- $22.00
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- $22.00
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Cluck, cluck—this tee is the ultimate mic drop for anyone stuck in the chicken-eating era. Whether you’re the sarcastic plant-based hero or just here to ruffle some feathers at brunch, this shirt serves up laughs and real talk. Perfect for roasting carnivores at the BBQ or calling out your friends, it’s a must-have conversation starter that’s as comfy as it is bold.
And let’s talk quality:
• 100% US-grown cotton for an unbeatable soft, natural feel and top-notch durability.
• Open-end yarn and tubular fabric for that smooth, effortless fit you’ll love.
• Taped neck and shoulders to keep it looking sharp, wear after wear.
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for a polished, durable finish.
Pair it with streetwear layers or wear it solo—it’s a timeless, no-clucks-given style that delivers truth, humor, and premium quality in every stitch. 🐓
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
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