Life Is Short Stop Wasting Mine Tee
- Regular Price
- $29.99
- Sale Price
- $29.99
- Regular Price
Sold Out
- Unit Price
- Translation missing: en.general.accessibility.unit_price_separator
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Don't Forget to Join the Monster Club. Signup and get a $5 Off Coupon Today!
"Life Is Short, Stop Wasting Mine" Tee - Because Time is Money, and I'm Not a Charity!
Want to send a crystal-clear message? Hey, time-wasters and procrastinators, listen up! Our "Life Is Short, Stop Wasting Mine" tee is here to do the talking that you're too busy for. No more beating around the bush, let this shirt be your unapologetic message to the world.
Key Features:
- ⏰ Time is of the Essence: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, just like you're committed to making every second count.
- 🙅♂️ Shrunk, Not My Ambitions: Pre-shrunk fabric because life's too short to deal with things that don't measure up.
- 🤝 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Efficiency: Taped shoulders for durability, just like you're shouldering the responsibilities that actually matter.
- ➰ Crease-Free Focus: Quarter-turning keeps creases at bay, because wrinkles belong on your clothes, not in your plans.
No more time for aimless wandering or pointless chatter. Put on this tee, let the world know that life is indeed short, and you're not about to let anyone waste your precious minutes.
Let your inner monster out!
Want to send a crystal-clear message? Hey, time-wasters and procrastinators, listen up! Our "Life Is Short, Stop Wasting Mine" tee is here to do the talking that you're too busy for. No more beating around the bush, let this shirt be your unapologetic message to the world.
Key Features:
- ⏰ Time is of the Essence: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, just like you're committed to making every second count.
- 🙅♂️ Shrunk, Not My Ambitions: Pre-shrunk fabric because life's too short to deal with things that don't measure up.
- 🤝 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Efficiency: Taped shoulders for durability, just like you're shouldering the responsibilities that actually matter.
- ➰ Crease-Free Focus: Quarter-turning keeps creases at bay, because wrinkles belong on your clothes, not in your plans.
No more time for aimless wandering or pointless chatter. Put on this tee, let the world know that life is indeed short, and you're not about to let anyone waste your precious minutes.
Let your inner monster out!
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
Free shipping on domestic orders over $50. U.S. orders ship within 3 to 6 business days; international orders ship within 5 to 11 business days. Shipping status can be verified at any time by using the tracking number provided via e-mail.
Enjoy easy returns on your order. You may return the products purchased within 30 days of receipt. Exclusions may apply. More about our return policy.
