Space Head Cotton Tee
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"Space Head" Tee - Elevate Your Brainwaves, Because Ordinary Thinking Is So Last Century!
When it comes to brains, mine isn't just in my head—it's orbiting in another galaxy. The "Space Head" tee is a declaration to the world that my thoughts are lightyears ahead, leaving the ordinary thinkers trailing behind in the cosmic dust.
Key Features:
- 🌌 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Just like my brain cells, this fabric is spun to perfection.
- 🚀 Pre-Shrunk: Because shrinking minds are so yesterday. I'm here to expand, my friend.
- 👽 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Quantum Link: My brain's networking abilities rival the best intergalactic communication systems.
- 🌀 Quarter-Turned for Zero Wormholes: Just like my thoughts, this tee defies convention.
While others are dwelling on mundane matters, I'm busy deciphering the mysteries of the universe over breakfast. You see, being a "Space Head" isn't just about what's up there—it's about raising eyebrows and consciousness down here.
So slip into this tee, and let everyone know that your thoughts are in a whole different dimension. They might not get it, but hey, that's the price of being lightyears ahead. Prepare for liftoff, because ordinary thinking is simply not an option when you're a "Space Head"! 🚀🌠
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
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