Slept All Day, Problem Solved Tee
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Slept All Day, Problem Solved: The Official T-Shirt of Horizontal Heroes (and Tired AF Bears)
Exhausted from conquering absolutely nothing? Introducing the "Slept All Day, Problem Solved" tee, your new battle cry against productivity and a comfy cuddle puddle with your inner sloth (or, in this case, bear).
Picture this: You're sprawled on the couch like a majestic, sun-drenched beached whale. Responsibilities? Who are they? The only to-do list you're checking off involves napping in various sunbeams and perfecting the art of the drool puddle.
That's where this 100% cotton masterpiece comes in. So soft, it's practically an extension of your PJs, yet somehow magically transforms your horizontal hibernation into a fashion statement. The open-end yarn gives it that lived-in, "I woke up like this" vibe (even if "this" involves messy hair and questionable food stains).
And the details? Tubular fabric? Check. Taped neck and shoulders for that extra touch of "I don't need fancy"? Check. Double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem? Sure, why not. Because even in your sleep-deprived glory, you deserve quality craftsmanship.
So go ahead, embrace the nap life. Let the world know that your solution to any problem is a strategic snooze session. This shirt is your badge of honor, your war paint for the battle against... well, anything that requires actual effort.
P.S. We won't judge if you buy one for your pet bear too. Matching jammies are always a good idea.
Features:
* 100% cotton for ultimate snooze-worthy softness
* Open-end yarn for that "I woke up like this" look (even if you didn't)
* Tubular fabric for a relaxed, lived-in feel
* Taped neck and shoulders because comfort is key
* Double seams at sleeves and bottom hem for quality that won't quit (even if you do)
Available in sizes S-5XL. Because sleep knows no size.
Order your "Slept All Day, Problem Solved" tee today and channel your inner hibernating hero (or bear). Just don't blame us if you fall asleep reading the checkout page.
Exhausted from conquering absolutely nothing? Introducing the "Slept All Day, Problem Solved" tee, your new battle cry against productivity and a comfy cuddle puddle with your inner sloth (or, in this case, bear).
Picture this: You're sprawled on the couch like a majestic, sun-drenched beached whale. Responsibilities? Who are they? The only to-do list you're checking off involves napping in various sunbeams and perfecting the art of the drool puddle.
That's where this 100% cotton masterpiece comes in. So soft, it's practically an extension of your PJs, yet somehow magically transforms your horizontal hibernation into a fashion statement. The open-end yarn gives it that lived-in, "I woke up like this" vibe (even if "this" involves messy hair and questionable food stains).
And the details? Tubular fabric? Check. Taped neck and shoulders for that extra touch of "I don't need fancy"? Check. Double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem? Sure, why not. Because even in your sleep-deprived glory, you deserve quality craftsmanship.
So go ahead, embrace the nap life. Let the world know that your solution to any problem is a strategic snooze session. This shirt is your badge of honor, your war paint for the battle against... well, anything that requires actual effort.
P.S. We won't judge if you buy one for your pet bear too. Matching jammies are always a good idea.
Features:
* 100% cotton for ultimate snooze-worthy softness
* Open-end yarn for that "I woke up like this" look (even if you didn't)
* Tubular fabric for a relaxed, lived-in feel
* Taped neck and shoulders because comfort is key
* Double seams at sleeves and bottom hem for quality that won't quit (even if you do)
Available in sizes S-5XL. Because sleep knows no size.
Order your "Slept All Day, Problem Solved" tee today and channel your inner hibernating hero (or bear). Just don't blame us if you fall asleep reading the checkout page.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
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