Emotionless Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee
- Regular Price
- $937.00
- Sale Price
- $937.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- Translation missing: en.general.accessibility.unit_price_separator
Don't Forget to Join the Monster Club. Signup and get a $5 Off Coupon Today!
"Emotionless" Graphic Tee - Because My Poker Face is Strong!
Hey there, human enigma! Our "Emotionless" graphic tee is the perfect armor for those days when your expressions are flatter than a pancake. Ready to keep 'em guessing?
Key Features:
- 🤖 Unmatched Comfort: Crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee treats your skin as gently as you treat your emotions (or lack thereof).
- 🌈 Pre-Shrunk Zen: Pre-shrunk for your convenience, so you can stay unruffled even when everything around you is... well, ruffled.
- 👯♀️ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Solidarity: Taped shoulders ensure your tee stays put, even when your emotions might be all over the place.
- ➰ Crease-Free Calmness: Quarter-turning keeps creases at bay - a useful skill, unlike overanalyzing feelings.
Whether you're a master of the stoic or just embracing your inner emotionless guru, this tee's got your back. Slide into it, wear your inscrutability with pride, and let the world wonder just what's going on behind that composed facade.
Let your inner monster out!
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
Free shipping on domestic orders over $50. U.S. orders ship within 3 to 6 business days; international orders ship within 5 to 11 business days. Shipping status can be verified at any time by using the tracking number provided via e-mail.
Enjoy easy returns on your order. You may return the products purchased within 30 days of receipt. Exclusions may apply. More about our return policy.
