Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It
Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It

Can't Relate - Signature Cotton Tee - You’re Not Out of Touch, You’re Just Above It

$592.00
$592.00
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Color: Navy

Size: S

Let your inner monster out!™

Some people just don’t get it—and that’s not your problem. The “Can’t Relate” tee is for the folks who see the group chat spiraling and silently thank the universe for their evolved sense of humor and unmatched perspective. You’re not detached; you’re discerning.

👕 Key Features:

  • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
    Unreasonably soft, like your patience for nonsense used to be.

  • Pre-Shrunk for Precision
    Just like your opinions—unchanging and completely valid.

  • Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping + Quarter-Turned Construction
    Crease-resistant and confidence-ready, because even your t-shirt knows how to keep it together.

😎 Why You'll Love It:

  • Perfect for introverts, intellectuals, iconoclasts, and anyone who’s mentally logged off mid-conversation.

  • Pair it with an eye roll and a coffee for full effect.

  • Tells the world, “I’m not ignoring you — I just genuinely cannot relate.”

Machine wash with like colors.

• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry

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