Don't Make This Weird - Premium Blend Classic Cotton Tee - Awkwardly Iconic, Effortlessly Chill

Let your inner monster out!™

Made from 100% cotton and just the right amount of “oops energy,” the “Don’t Make This Weird” tee is here to carry you through life’s most cringey moments—with swagger. Whether you're fumbling your words, tripping over invisible objects, or triggering a fire alarm in the name of romance (we’re looking at you, Chef Disaster), this shirt has your back. Literally.

It’s soft, breathable, and structured enough to say “I have it together,” even when you don’t. Because owning the awkward is the new cool.

🧃 Key Reasons You’ll Wear It Even After Spilling Something on Yourself:

• 100% Cotton: Feels like a hug, looks like confidence. Perfect for sweating through small talk and surviving surprise FaceTime calls.

• Classic Fit, Unisex Vibe: Looks good on everyone—from introverts to accidental extroverts.

• Pre-Shrunk Reality: You’re not shrinking, and neither is your tee.

• Tubular Fabric & Double Seams: Seamless feel + durable enough for public embarrassment recovery mode.

• Taped Neck & Shoulders: Holds shape while you lose composure.

👟 How to Style It (and Where to Be Weird In It):

• Pair with joggers and sneakers for “I’m casual but still kinda funny” vibes.

• Layer under a flannel or denim jacket to distract from your panic-laugh.

• Rock it at awkward family dinners, first dates, work functions, therapy sessions, or just when life feels like a walking blooper reel.