Stingy Piggy - Classic Graphic Print Tee - I'm Not Cheap, I'm Just Winning at Life

Who you callin’ stingy? Just because you didn’t Venmo your share of Karen’s third overpriced cocktail doesn’t mean you’re broke—it means you’re financially woke. The "Stingy Piggy? Maybe I Just Save Responsibly..." tee is for every proud penny-pincher who knows a latte habit today is a ramen retirement tomorrow.

Crafted from 100% cotton with the kind of structure your budget could only dream of, this unisex tee is the perfect “no, I will not chip in for your group tattoo” uniform.

🐷 Key Features:

• 💵 100% Cotton Riches – Softer than your emergency fund and far more flexible than your monthly budget.

• 📉 Open-End Yarn – For the kind of breathable wear you need when checking your savings app for fun.

• 💳 Tubular Fabric – Seamless like your well-balanced financial life.

• 💪 Taped Neck & Shoulders – Built to withstand peer pressure and brunch invites.

• 🧵 Double-Needle Hem – Because even your sarcasm should have high-quality stitching.

📍Wear it when:

• You're bringing your own snacks to the movies (like a responsible adult).

• Someone asks to "just split the bill evenly."

• You want to flex on capitalism without flexing your wallet.