College Debt - Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee - Because Laughter Is Cheaper Than Tuition

Let your inner monster out!™

Student loans: the only lifelong commitment you didn’t swipe right on.
The “I’d Rather Be Stupid” tee is for every over-educated, underpaid soul who’s realized a diploma doesn’t come with a refund policy. It’s not bitter—it’s hilarious. And hey, if you’re still paying off your education while your diploma gathers dust, at least you can do it in comfort (and style).

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your college advisor’s empty promises.

• Pre-Shrunk for Sanity: Because you’ve already lost enough.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Built to carry the weight of your “advanced degree.”

• Quarter-Turned Fabric: Crease-free and stress-free(ish).

Wear It When:

• You’re logging into your student loan portal again.

• Your friends with no degrees are living their best, debt-free lives.

• You want to say “I learned my lesson” without saying a word.

Fun Fact:

Wearing this tee won’t erase your debt, but it might earn you a free drink from someone who feels the pain.