I Lied To Get My Job - Classic Cotton Tee - Honestly, It Worked

Let your inner monster out!™

Let’s be real: the job market’s wild—and sometimes a well-placed "proficient in Excel" is all it takes to get that foot in the door. The “I Lied To Get My Job” tee is for the go-getters who know that a little creative license on a résumé never hurt anyone (except maybe the guy who had to train you).

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft enough to ease your conscience and structured enough to convince everyone you’ve had it together the whole time. It’s funny, bold, and just the right amount of unprofessional—perfect for office rebels, cubicle comedians, and truth-twisters alike.

Key Features:

• 🤞 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – As smooth as your interview answers.
• 🪶 Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Because unlike your résumé claims, this one’s honest about shrinkage.
• 👔 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping – For strong support, even if your skillset’s a little… flexible.
• ➰ Quarter-Turned Design – No creases, no crinkles, and no visible panic.

Whether you’re dominating your job (or just faking it until you make it), this tee is your unspoken confession—and everyone’s new favorite inside joke.