College Debt - Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee - Because Laughter Is Cheaper Than Tuition

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Let your inner monster out!™

Student loans: the only lifelong commitment you never swiped right on. Built for every over-educated, underpaid soul who realized a diploma doesn’t come with a refund policy, this tee lets you wear your expensive life lessons in comfort—since you clearly can't afford anything else.

  • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your college advisor’s empty promises.

  • Pre-Shrunk Fit: Won't shrink in the wash—because you’ve already lost enough to interest.

  • Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Reinforced to carry the crushing weight of your "advanced degree."

  • Quarter-Turned Construction: Eliminates center creases while your diploma gathers dust.

Slip it on before logging into your loan portal, or wear it to the bar in hopes a sympathetic stranger buys you a drink.

Machine wash with like colors.

• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry

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