Brain Asleep - Signature Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee - Because Even Your Mind Needs a Snooze!

Let your inner monster out!™

Consider this your wearable "Out of Office" notice for when your mind clocks out mid-conversation, mid-meeting, or mid-microwave stare. The "Brain Asleep" tee lets everyone know the lights are on, nobody's home, and your last two brain cells are officially on break.

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft and comforting—almost as good as the midday nap you actually need.

• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Holds its exact size in the wash, while your will to overthink shrinks to zero.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Built-in structure to hold you upright while you're completely zoned out.

• Quarter-Turned Construction: Eliminates center creases, keeping your look as smooth as your blank stare during a Monday morning meeting.

Slip it on, embrace "rest mode," and lower everyone's expectations before you even speak.