Eat the Competition - Classic Graphic Cotton Tee - Too Good, It's Almost Shady

Let your inner monster out!™

Ever accomplish something so effortlessly that people start side-eyeing you like you're hiding a secret? Welcome to the “Suspiciously Successful” club. Whether you crushed your goals or just made it look way too easy, this tee was made for winners who are clearly up to something (spoiler alert: it's excellence).

Made from 100% cotton, this comfy classic tee is soft enough for downtime and structured enough to look like you totally planned everything (even when you didn’t). It’s not bragging if it’s true—right?

💼 Why You’ll Wear It Like a Trophy:

• 100% Cotton Fabric: Lightweight, breathable, and soft—because looking suspiciously flawless shouldn't be uncomfortable.

• Structured Fit: Maintains clean lines and sharp style, even after a week of success-induced chaos.

• Pre-Shrunk Confidence: Won’t change in the wash—unlike your rivals' opinions of how you keep winning.

• Tubular Fabric + Double Seams: Durable and seamless (just like your last five achievements).

• Taped Neck & Shoulders: Keeps its shape while you’re out there reshaping the game.

🧠 Style Tips & Where to Flex It:

• Throw it under a sleek blazer and joggers to turn casual Friday into “CEO Energy” Friday.

• Wear it with ripped denim and sunglasses when you're outshining expectations (and exes).

• Perfect for work, networking events, brunch, passive-aggressively running into your high school nemesis, or wherever your success needs to be seen.