Eat Me - Premium Cotton Tee - A Bold Snack with a Side of Sass

Let your inner monster out!™ When life serves you looks, serve one right back—with a little garnish of sarcasm. The “Eat Me” tee isn’t just a shirt. It’s a mic drop in cotton form. Whether you're feeling spicy, salty, or sweet, this tee says exactly what you're thinking (so you don’t have to).

🔥 Key Ingredients:

• 🍽️ 100% Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your favorite comfort food—and just as satisfying.

• 😌 Relaxed Fit: Because confidence looks better when you’re not suffocating in your shirt.

• 🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric: It won’t shrink, fade, or ghost you after the first wash (unlike some people).

• 🧵 Side-Seamed Construction: Built to last, just like your appetite for drama-free fashion.

🤤 Why You'll Crave It:

• Statement-Maker: Flirty, funny, and a little bit fierce—this tee does the talking while you do the strutting.

• Versatile Flavors: Dress it up with leather pants or keep it chill with joggers—either way, you’re serving main-character energy.

• Conversation Starter: Perfect for brunch, bad dates, grocery store standoffs, or anywhere you want to make people do a double-take.

📏 Sizing Tip:

Fits true to size with a relaxed silhouette. Go up a size for extra sass, or stay true for the perfect “don’t mess with me but yes I look good” fit.