Brain Fog – Classic Fit Graphic Tee – The Fit for Functioning (Barely)

Let your inner monster out!™

Welcome to the club—where your thoughts are buffering, your brain’s in low-power mode, and your to-do list just rage-quit. The "Brain Fog" Graphic Tee is the ultimate uniform for anyone who’s present physically, but mentally stuck somewhere between a pop-up ad and 2009.

Made with 100% breathable cotton and tubular fabric construction, this tee wraps your cognitive confusion in pure comfort. Whether you're answering emails with zero memory of what you just typed or realizing you’ve been holding your phone while frantically searching for it—this shirt gets you.

Structured enough to fake focus, and soft enough for a nap you’ll forget you took.

💡 Why It’s the Only Thing You’ll Remember to Wear:

• 100% Cotton: Because soft and breathable is all your brain can process right now.

• Tubular Fabric: Seamless = fewer distractions and decisions.

• Taped Neck & Shoulders: Holds it together better than your short-term memory.

• Double-Stitched Sleeves & Hem: Durable enough for your fifth existential spiral this week.

• Structured Fit: That “put together” look—despite running on 4% mental battery.

🧩 Perfect For:

• Forgetting what you were doing, mid-doing it

• Zoned-out commutes, meetings, or mid-sentence breakdowns

• Giving off cool, cryptic vibes while your brain reboots

• Layering with hoodies, denim jackets, or joggers for a streetwear edge that screams "mysterious," not "mentally absent"