No You Can't Cotton Tee
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No You Can't Have Some tee - Guarding My Bed Fortress, One Sassy Tee at a Time!
Let's set the record straight: my bed is a VIP zone, and not just anyone gets a backstage pass. The "No You Can't Have Some" tee sends a crystal-clear message that I'm not handing out tickets to my sleep sanctuary like candy on Halloween.
Key Features:
- 💥 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Just as soft as my NO when it comes to unauthorized bed access.
- 🚫 Pre-Shrunk: My boundaries are as unyielding as this fabric, darling.
- 👯 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Fortress: Guarding my bed turf with the same dedication as Cerberus guarding the gates of Hades.
- 🔄 Quarter-Turned to Outsmart Creases: Just like I outsmart anyone trying to sneak past my "No entry" sign.
While the world is swiping right and left, I'm swiping left on anyone who thinks my bed is a free-for-all. Sorry, but you've got to work harder than that if you want an invitation to this slumber party.
The "No You Can't Have Some" tee is a tribute to all the single sleepers who know that guarding your peaceful dreams requires a level of determination that rivals a marathon. So rock this tee with pride and let everyone know that your bed is a sacred sanctuary, not a free accommodation for just anyone.
Let's set the record straight: my bed is a VIP zone, and not just anyone gets a backstage pass. The "No You Can't Have Some" tee sends a crystal-clear message that I'm not handing out tickets to my sleep sanctuary like candy on Halloween.
Key Features:
- 💥 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Just as soft as my NO when it comes to unauthorized bed access.
- 🚫 Pre-Shrunk: My boundaries are as unyielding as this fabric, darling.
- 👯 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Fortress: Guarding my bed turf with the same dedication as Cerberus guarding the gates of Hades.
- 🔄 Quarter-Turned to Outsmart Creases: Just like I outsmart anyone trying to sneak past my "No entry" sign.
While the world is swiping right and left, I'm swiping left on anyone who thinks my bed is a free-for-all. Sorry, but you've got to work harder than that if you want an invitation to this slumber party.
The "No You Can't Have Some" tee is a tribute to all the single sleepers who know that guarding your peaceful dreams requires a level of determination that rivals a marathon. So rock this tee with pride and let everyone know that your bed is a sacred sanctuary, not a free accommodation for just anyone.
Machine wash with like colors.
• Machine wash cold cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Low heat iron
• Do not tumble dry
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