Mellow Like Jello – Hooded Tee – Soft, Snarky & Chill AF Vibes

You know those people who say “stay calm” as if it’s that easy? Yeah, we don’t listen to them either. That’s why we made the "Mellow Like Jello" hoodie — your official uniform for pretending life’s not chaotic while secretly holding it together with sarcasm and caffeine.

This cozy essential is smoother than your last attempt at small talk and softer than your willpower during snack time. Whether you’re avoiding drama, hiding from your responsibilities, or simply vibing at “do not disturb” levels, this hoodie’s got your back (literally and emotionally).

Key Features:

• 🍮 50% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, 50% Polyester – Because life’s too short for clingy clothes or clingy people.
• 💨 Air-Jet Spun Yarn – Super soft with reduced pilling, unlike your patience.
• 🧠 Double-Lined Hood with Matching Drawcord – For those deep-thinking, snack-hoarding moments.
• 🧥 Athletic Rib-Knit Cuffs & Waistband – Keeps its shape, even if you don’t.
• 🤲 Front Pouch Pocket – The perfect hideaway for cold hands, snacks, or social anxiety.

Whether you're chilling at home or rolling your eyes in public, the "Mellow Like Jello" hoodie is your sarcastically stylish shield from the world.