Nope Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee

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Nope tee - Because Sometimes Running is the Only Option

Introducing the "Nope" tee – the ultimate shirt for those who have mastered the art of making a hasty exit. When life throws curveballs, and things seem as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope, this tee is your unequivocal answer: Nope.

Key Features:
- 💥 100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft and comfy, just like the excuses you make to get out of awkward situations.
- 💥 Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Because shrinking problems isn't an option, but shrinking fabric? Absolutely.
- 💥 Side-Seamed Construction: Built for maximum flexibility, because you never know when you might need to dodge life's unexpected hurdles.
- 💥 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Just like a friend's shoulder to lean on – or in this case, a shoulder to shrug and say, "Nope, not dealing with that."

The "Nope" tee is your sassy sidekick, your shield against the absurd, and your escape plan from impending doom. When drama unfolds and chaos beckons, slip on this tee and embrace the power of the ultimate rejection. With a clear message, you can avoid awkward conversations, perplexing situations, and decisions that are as questionable as a three-dollar bill.

So, whether it's a questionable blind date, a suspicious-looking casserole, or just another Monday morning, the "Nope" tee is here to remind you that saying "nope" is always a valid life choice. When life wobbles, tumble, or just plain confuses, put on your "Nope" tee and stride away with the unmatched confidence of someone who knows when to exit stage left. 🏃‍♂️🚪🙅‍♂️

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Rachel H
Happy with purchase!

My 2023 mantra. Got my package today. Love it! Gonna wear the heck out of this tee.