Cluck Off Cotton Graphic Tee – Funny & Sarcastic Chicken Shirt

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Color: Military Green

Size: S

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Cluck Off Tee – Because Sometimes You Just Need to Say It (Poultry-Style)

Introducing the "Cluck Off" tee: the perfect way to deliver your mood without uttering a single (explicit) word. Whether you're dodging drama, canceling small talk, or just not in the mood to tolerate nonsense, this shirt does all the clucking for you—with feathers and flair.

Made from 100% cotton, this sarcastic classic brings just the right amount of attitude, comfort, and sharp edges—kind of like you before coffee. It’s breathable, structured, and built to handle everything from awkward conversations to full-on chicken-crossing-the-line situations.

Why You’ll Love It (Besides the Obvious Message):

• 100% cotton – Soft, breathable, and far less annoying than most people.
• Open-end yarn & tubular fabric – Seamless comfort that fits smoother than your last interaction.
• Taped neck and shoulders – Built tough, because keeping your cool is exhausting.
• Double seams – Reinforced for lasting wear through eye rolls and sarcastic struts.
• Structured look – Sits just right so you can serve cluck-you energy in style.

Pair it with layered streetwear or wear it solo when your patience is fried. Either way, this tee is egg-sactly what you need to keep it real—with a whole lot of attitude and zero fluff. 🐔

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