Expensive Tee
- Regular Price
- $49.00
- Sale Price
- $49.00
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"Expensive" tee - Because Quality Comes with a Price Tag, Darling
Introducing the "Expensive" tee β the attire that matches your taste for the finer things in life and leaves others wondering if they can even afford to be in your presence. When your standards are sky-high and your price tag even higher, this tee is the epitome of unapologetic luxury.
Key Features:
- π 100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Just like your taste, this fabric is carefully selected for its supreme quality.
- π Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Because even the best things in life should retain their greatness, no matter how many times you wear them.
- π Side-Seamed Construction: Flawless construction, just like the life you've meticulously crafted.
- π Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Because rubbing shoulders with the elite demands a shirt that can keep up.
The "Expensive" tee isn't just clothing; it's a statement that your standards don't bow to mediocrity. You're the kind of person who knows the difference between couture and chain store, between caviar and canned fish β and you're not afraid to show it.
Whether you're sipping champagne or savoring a gourmet meal, the "Expensive" tee is your sartorial badge of exclusivity. No need to shout about your exquisite taste; this tee does the talking for you, loud and clear.
Machine wash with like colors.
β’ Machine wash cold cycle
β’ Do not bleach
β’ Do not dry clean
β’ Low heat iron
β’ Do not tumble dry
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