College Debt - Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tee - Because Laughter Is Cheaper Than Tuition

Let your inner monster out!™

Student loans: the only lifelong commitment you didn’t swipe right on.
The “I’d Rather Be Stupid” tee is for every over-educated, underpaid soul who’s realized a diploma doesn’t come with a refund policy. It’s not bitter—it’s hilarious. And hey, if you’re still paying off your education while your diploma gathers dust, at least you can do it in comfort (and style).

🎓 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your college advisor’s empty promises.

• Pre-Shrunk for Sanity: Because you’ve already lost enough.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Built to carry the weight of your “advanced degree.”

• Quarter-Turned Fabric: Crease-free and stress-free(ish).

👕 Wear It When:

• You’re logging into your student loan portal again.

• Your friends with no degrees are living their best, debt-free lives.

• You want to say “I learned my lesson” without saying a word.

🧠 Fun Fact:

Wearing this tee won’t erase your debt, but it might earn you a free drink from someone who feels the pain.