Not Social Cotton Tee

"Not Social" Tee - Because People-ing is Overrated Anyway

Introducing the "Not Social" tee – the ultimate attire for those who've perfected the art of the eye-roll and the strategic headphone-in-ear maneuver. If your tolerance for small talk is as low as your desire for an eternal winter, then this tee is your sarcastic proclamation of independence from the chattering masses.

Key Features:
- 🙅‍♀️ 100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft and comfy, just like your preferred spot on the couch.
- 🙅‍♀️ Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Because, unlike your patience, this shirt won't shrink in the face of annoying conversations.
- 🙅‍♀️ Side-Seamed Construction: As expertly constructed as your fortress of solitude.
- 🙅‍♀️ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: For those rare moments when someone actually invades your personal space.

The "Not Social" tee lets you express your inner introvert without uttering a single word. It's your armor against overzealous social butterflies and a signal that your energy is reserved for more important things, like binge-watching and avoiding group outings.

Whether you're dodging party invitations or pretending you didn't hear the water cooler gossip, this tee has got your back. Slip it on, put your headphones in, and let the world know that your social calendar is about as full as your coffee cup at 3 AM.